Wednesday, November 9, 2016

China wins....figuratively and literally

With this gem, China summed it up.  This election cycle will stand as China's ultimate rebuttal to democracy for....well, forever.  Or, at least, the rest of society as we know it.

The survival rate for humanity just dropped SIGNIFICANTLY.  Not that it was that high to begin with.  America just chose the form of the destructor, folks.

"On a long enough time frame, the survival rate of everyone drops to zero."

Feeling unusually motivated, though.  My original reason for starting to run in high school was training for the apocalypse, after all.  Tonight I will be running quarters in the cold punctuated by pushups after Ryan hits the sack, with my Bane-esque particulate mask on just for kicks.  

"And so I will feed the people hope to poison their souls....."

Installed the Army PRT app on my phone to start my own personal bootcamp beginning tomorrow.  Wonder if there is a Krav Maga studio around here.  

Prepare yourselves!

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