iTunes rage

When Train, "Drops of Jupiter," is ranked number 5 on the iTunes Rock top ten list, it makes me want to puke and hiccup at the same time in the hopes I will drown on my own vomit rather than suffer more time staring down the vast emptiness of the collective American psyche.

And if you want to truly go down the rabbit hole, take a listen to Katy Perry's "Peacock," with which a certain fitness instructor was good enough to destroy any clinging faith I had left in humanity during a recent spinning class. You try pedaling harder after having your soul, literally, ripped out of your body.

Clearly, searching for some shred of decent music to cheer me up while on travel took a wrong turn. Thank you iTunes!