It's not real

Opened the box of shift lager tonight. Tomorrow is my last day at the Navy. The top of the can reads: "you'll want one" on one side and, well, you can see the other side below.

It's not real.

No favors to the gentler gender

Since the Feds are off today, I'm off work today. Got stuck in a waiting room which had "The View" on. I had more respect for women before viewing this program. They had some dolt from Glee on, talking about her stripper boyfriend and nail polish. One of those trying to be cutesy, forced laughed moronathons that convinces you that the human race should be destroyed and long forgotten.

After two minutes of listening to the trite, meaningless drivel, I was forced to pull out the iPhone and listen to Tom Morello - the fabled city. Thankfully that gave me the strength to press on.

I do know now the best use for women in the front lines. At night, send our "celebrity" women to the front line and have them practice their "the view" interviews at high volume. Any enemy in earshot will commit suicide by morning, guaranteed.

Trouble down south - the Deep South

I didn't realize Alabama had schools.  I guess you learn something new every day.  Well, unless you live in Alabama. . .

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/03/05/173567128/judge-intervenes-in-heated-battle-over-alabamas-education-bill?sc=ipad&f=1001